Self defense and Battle Techniques Part 1:not getting owned

[tree_hugger720]

Hello! welcome to my first "'class" lol...i dont reaally know how to start...so..uhh...ill just get to the lesson for today

so assuming you wanna conquer your bad dreams or whatever
theres plenty of simple techniques, to destroy even the harshest monsters, where going to start off slow, but as we go on, it will get quite difficult. also, after each lesson, post questions comments and requests..ok. here we go

1-The Shotgun punch-This move is a favorite of mine, and is easy
it packs the power of a direct shot gun blast, with one well aimed shot, no recoil of course. so hows it done? simple, Think of Loud explosions, punch as hard as you can and if it helps, yell "SHOTGUN PUNCH!" or somthing. again, feel free to ask questions.

2-Shooting fireballs?-yes fire sounds nice, this simple, and effective if your taking on multiple foes,think about heat, get angry, stiffen yourself, clench your teeth, tense your musscles, and thrust your hands out, screaming "FIRE"! as harshly and angrilly as possible. fell energy being drained, just let go.

3-The knife throw- you do NOT need a knife, just pretend you have one, thrust ur arm out, and picture one, think about your enemy being impaled, remember, get angry.

i know these are weak moves to some, but practive, so post your thoughts, questions and remember I TAKE REQUESTS. this series of posts is FAR from over...luv u all. bye
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[GoldenAngel]

Thank you for the lessons About the shotgun blast, does my arm extend to hit the enemy? or is it like an invisible ball of energy that I throw and explode on it?

[Thunal]

GoldenAngel, I was also thinking of Luffy doing Gomu gomu no shotgun XD
I think that's for experts only, though.
Definitely going to try that one, although I've never lucidly fought...
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[GoldenAngel]

haha I didn't know what you meant but I watched a video on youtube about it. lol. I was thinking about the fantastic four and the elastic man.

[jmperafan]

Nice actually I rather fighting my nightmares without fireguns. First of all it depends of that you are fighting with when I can have a lucid nightmare I just focus and transform everything into zombies (but the real slow and stupid zombies) they are really easy to defeat because the are slower than everthing else, you can even beat hundreds of those stupid zombies. So when my enemies are zombie I just kick them, punch them or I take some old weapon. You can choose between every kind of sword, a spear (my favorite) or even Nunchuks (I like those too).
My nightmares lately are really fun I really enjoy being the hero that saves everyone from the zombie hoards. You should try it someday.

jmperafan

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[HaoAsakura]

Regarging self defense I find the most comfortable think the summoning style. Which in my case it all summarizes to take a Jiraiya-like scroll and put it in the ground and do a movement after that these 3 firls are summoned:



and proceed kick the crap out of whoever is messing with me. For the dudes who havent saw the series, each of these girls put all of Dragon Ball and 99% of marvel in shame. So with my Angeloid Scroll I have enough power in my corner and also it comes handy for sexual lucid dreams lol. And yes of course upon beign summoned they arent cartoonish but remain looking the same as in the picture only that they look real.

Step 1: Grab a scroll with wierd symbols, just close your eyse and materialize the scroll.

Step 2: Put the scroll in the ground

Step 3: Put yout hand in the scroll while you shout SUMMON (remember of thinking of the beign(s) you wish to summon while shouting "SUMMON")

If done correctly your summons will appear. I dont mind if you use my girls for your summon.

[jmperafan]

[tommyroyall]

Awesome man, keep em coming.

[HaoAsakura]

Nunchuck= Summon Chuck Norris dressed as nun to kick the shit out of anyone who annoys you. But NO ONE can control Chuck Norris, not even in your dreams, he will kick your ass.

[pohh]

I will destroy them through the use of my sharp knife..



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butterfly knives

[mikeac]

If I ever think about getting attacked, I probably will get attacked. I've never been attacked in a lucid dream, but if I was, I would open the ground underneath them and they'd just fall in, and I'd close it shut.

Thanks, now I'll probably think of being attacked in my dream. XD

[Pi]

I prefer just dropping a cinder block on whatever is plaguing me.
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Dream responsibly.

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[GoldenAngel]

Where is part II of this?